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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.
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Study: Low-Fat Diet Doesn't Lower Heart Disease

The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow!"

    Don Conka Caricature Artist
  • "I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here."

    Megan Whittington Freight Elevator Operator
  • "What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"

    Bryan MacLean Doll Maker

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