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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

Study: Low-Fat Diet Doesn't Lower Heart Disease

The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow!"

    Don Conka
    Caricature Artist
  • "I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here."

    Megan Whittington
    Freight Elevator Operator
  • "What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"

    Bryan MacLean
    Doll Maker
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