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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Study: Low-Fat Diet Doesn't Lower Heart Disease

The findings of a new study show that low-fat diets do not reduce risk of cancer or heart disease. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Personal accountability takes another blow!"

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  • "I've never heard of the Hardee's Institute For Health, but they've put out a very convincing study here."

    Megan Whittington Freight Elevator Operator
  • "What did it say about smoking? Was there anything in there about smoking? Can we start smoking again?"

    Bryan MacLean Doll Maker
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