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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Notable Female Writers Throughout History

Jane Austen died 200 years ago today, but she continues to be widely read and influential to today’s writers. The Onion highlights some of the most notable female authors throughout history.
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Study: Majority Of Web Traffic Not Human

Researchers found that humans accounted for only 38.5 percent of the traffic on the internet in 2013, with the remaining 61.5 percent of traffic being driven by bots, automated hacking programs, and various other computer scripts that emulate human actors. What do you think?

  • “Oh no. I’d hate to see the internet fall into the hands of unemotional automatons that do nothing but surf the web all day.”

    Theodore Gomez Systems Analyst
  • “I bet all those robots are procrastinating from building a car or something.”

    Ellie Light Candle Maker
  • “Cool post it is definitely. My friend has been looking for this tips. Pure Wood Stock Designs Here.”

    Ben Affleck Pics FREE Ashton

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