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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Study: Majority Of Web Traffic Not Human

Researchers found that humans accounted for only 38.5 percent of the traffic on the internet in 2013, with the remaining 61.5 percent of traffic being driven by bots, automated hacking programs, and various other computer scripts that emulate human actors. What do you think?

  • “Oh no. I’d hate to see the internet fall into the hands of unemotional automatons that do nothing but surf the web all day.”

    Theodore Gomez Systems Analyst
  • “I bet all those robots are procrastinating from building a car or something.”

    Ellie Light Candle Maker
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