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Study: Male, Female Brains Wired Differently

A recent study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found significant differences in how neural networks are connected in the brains of men versus women, with male brains better structured to facilitate perception and action and female brains more attuned to reasoning and intuition. What do you think?

  • “I’m sure this study can’t possibly be misinterpreted in any way.”

    Jackson Haney
    Adhesive Sprayer
  • “I usually just go by what kind of genitalia they have."

    Anna Duarte
    Bookkeeper
  • “So who wins?”

    Mike Lucero
    Instrument Repair Supervisor

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