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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Study: Male, Female Brains Wired Differently

A recent study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found significant differences in how neural networks are connected in the brains of men versus women, with male brains better structured to facilitate perception and action and female brains more attuned to reasoning and intuition. What do you think?

  • “I’m sure this study can’t possibly be misinterpreted in any way.”

    Jackson Haney Adhesive Sprayer
  • “I usually just go by what kind of genitalia they have."

    Anna Duarte Bookkeeper
  • “So who wins?”

    Mike Lucero Instrument Repair Supervisor

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