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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Study: Mammograms Less Effective Than Previously Thought

Though mammograms have been widely considered essential, lifesaving preventative measures, a new investigation of cancer data has concluded that they actually lead to overdiagnosis and mostly confirm the existence of small, benign tumors rather than spotting fatal cancer at earlier or more manageable stages. What do you think?

  • “I knew my mom was a total sucker for getting these done.”

    Peter Kutsch Fence Engineer
  • “Anything that uncomfortable has to be effective.”

    Thad Cunkle Municipal Historian
  • “I’m beginning to think that I’m going to die no matter how careful I am.”

    Grace Rowland Sock Manufacturer

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