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Study: Married Couples Who Smoke Marijuana Have Fewer Fights

According to a new study from the University of Buffalo, married couples who both regularly smoke marijuana are less likely to experience domestic violence and fighting, which may be because pot smokers are possibly happier people. What do you think?

  • “Yes, but they’re also that couple always talking about a car that runs on water.”

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  • “No thanks. Fighting is the only time my husband and I really communicate.”

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  • “Watch out, though. It’s scary how easy it is to move on to heavier drugs with an even happier marriage.”

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