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Study: Media Biased In Support Of Gay Marriage

A survey found that media stories that focused on support for same-sex marriage appeared five times more often than those that focused on opposition to the issue, while responses on Twitter were far more evenly divided between the supporting and opposing camps. What do you think?

  • “Shit, I wondered how I became so tolerant.”

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  • “Oh, who are we kidding? Gay marriage is wrong, isn’t it?”

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