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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Study: Men With Smaller Gonads Are Better Dads

Researchers at Emory University found that men with smaller testicles were more involved fathers and helped to a greater extent with parenting duties than men with large testicles. What do you think?

  • “Maybe I’ll tone down the ‘great dad’ stuff a bit in public. Thanks for the heads-up.”

    Kris Kellow Orthodontic Band Maker
  • “Explains my dad. He only ever talked about himself and his giant testicles.”

    Penny Gallavan Kick Press Operator
  • “Hmm. I’ve only got one testicle, but it’s huge.”

    Albert Mitchell Ceramic Restorer
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