Study: People Appear More Beautiful In Groups

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Onion Sports’ NFL Week 10 Picks

OSN shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in this weekend’s NFL week 10 games: Redskins at Vikings OSN’s Lock Of The Week: Redskins – If the Redskins were to lose this game 34-27, i...

FDA To Ban All Trans Fats

The FDA proposed new guidelines that would ban nearly all artificial trans fats, which are found in products such as frosting, margarine, microwave popcorn, and frozen pizza, a measure that they say could prevent 20,000 heart attacks a year.
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Study: People Appear More Beautiful In Groups

Researchers in California found that individuals’ faces are rated as more attractive when they appear alongside those of other people, with the scientists saying that a person’s asymmetries and disproportional features appear to “average out” in groups. What do you think?

  • “So all those cheerleaders I had crushes on in high school were actually hideous?”

    Dick Twomey
    Mica Inspector
  • “Which is why I continue to get off on every photo of Congress I can get my hands on.”

    Pauline MacLachlan
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  • “No wonder I tuned out once Sting went solo.”

    Ray Dixon
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