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Good Guy With Gun, Bad Guy With Gun Both Excited To Unload Firearm In Crowd Outside Arena

CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

Bob Dole Picked Off By Large Hawk Circling Arena Parking Lot

CLEVELAND—Describing how the bird of prey suddenly dived down from the sky at high velocity, sources confirmed Thursday that former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole was picked off by a large red-tailed hawk circling above the Quicken Loans Arena parking lot.
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Study: People Appear More Beautiful In Groups

Researchers in California found that individuals’ faces are rated as more attractive when they appear alongside those of other people, with the scientists saying that a person’s asymmetries and disproportional features appear to “average out” in groups. What do you think?

  • “So all those cheerleaders I had crushes on in high school were actually hideous?”

    Dick Twomey Mica Inspector
  • “Which is why I continue to get off on every photo of Congress I can get my hands on.”

    Pauline MacLachlan Scullion
  • “No wonder I tuned out once Sting went solo.”

    Ray Dixon Noise Abatement Engineer

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