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New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study: People Appear More Beautiful In Groups

Researchers in California found that individuals’ faces are rated as more attractive when they appear alongside those of other people, with the scientists saying that a person’s asymmetries and disproportional features appear to “average out” in groups. What do you think?

  • “So all those cheerleaders I had crushes on in high school were actually hideous?”

    Dick Twomey Mica Inspector
  • “Which is why I continue to get off on every photo of Congress I can get my hands on.”

    Pauline MacLachlan Scullion
  • “No wonder I tuned out once Sting went solo.”

    Ray Dixon Noise Abatement Engineer

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