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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Study: Popularity Can Raise Risk Of Being Bullied

Contradicting the common belief that bullies primarily target social outcasts, a new study has found that children who move up the social ladder to become more popular can also experience bullying. What do you think?

  • “It cut like a knife when kids used to mock my nice clothes and rugged good looks.”

    Brent Cronin Litigation Attorney
  • “What about the forgotten kids in the middle? Isn’t anyone going to make fun of them?”

    Marcia Krister Medical Supply Retailer
  • “This is why I only wear my Oakley wraparound shades at home.”

    Dan Oster Systems Analyst

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