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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Study: Presidents Die Sooner Than Opponents

A study analyzing data from 17 countries found that, although elected leaders live slightly longer than the average citizen, the losers in these elections tend to outlive the victors by approximately three years, a disparity likely caused by the stress of leadership. What do you think?

  • “Running for president is a win-win situation!”

    Noreen Reid Systems Analyst
  • “This makes sense. The winning candidate has to shake a lot more citizens’ hands.”

    Russell Dillon Prawn Fisherman
  • “There’s no way Jimmy Carter isn’t skewing these stats.”

    Chris Wylp Gluten Remover
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