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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Study: Presidents Die Sooner Than Opponents

A study analyzing data from 17 countries found that, although elected leaders live slightly longer than the average citizen, the losers in these elections tend to outlive the victors by approximately three years, a disparity likely caused by the stress of leadership. What do you think?

  • “Running for president is a win-win situation!”

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  • “This makes sense. The winning candidate has to shake a lot more citizens’ hands.”

    Russell Dillon Prawn Fisherman
  • “There’s no way Jimmy Carter isn’t skewing these stats.”

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