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Study: Seeing Jesus In Toast ‘Perfectly Normal’

According to a new study, one reason people see the face of Jesus in toast and other everyday objects is because the human brain is hardwired to recognize facial features. What do you think?

  • “So I rejoined Christianity for nothing?”

    Rob Bauer
    Alarm Installer
  • “For its own sake, I hope toast understands showing Muhammad is verboten.”

    Michelle Landers
    Nutrition Specialist
  • “I wish somebody would see my face in something.”

    John Hoefler
    Guitar Center Manager
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