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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Study: Seeing Jesus In Toast ‘Perfectly Normal’

According to a new study, one reason people see the face of Jesus in toast and other everyday objects is because the human brain is hardwired to recognize facial features. What do you think?

  • “So I rejoined Christianity for nothing?”

    Rob Bauer Alarm Installer
  • “For its own sake, I hope toast understands showing Muhammad is verboten.”

    Michelle Landers Nutrition Specialist
  • “I wish somebody would see my face in something.”

    John Hoefler Guitar Center Manager

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