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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Study: Sex Education Should Start As Early As Age 10

A new study from researchers at Georgetown University suggests that children should start taking sexual education courses as young as age 10 to prevent teen pregnancies and STDs, arguing in part that early sex ed classes can get them proper information before they hear it from misinformed classmates and older kids. What do you think?

  • “Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just teach one 10-year-old and let him spread the information at recess?”

    Robert Sullivan Ranch Hand
  • “Actually, I find that having a few serious misconceptions about sex is what keeps it interesting.”

    Alice Campbell Kayaking Guide
  • “The last thing I need is a bunch of 10-year-old know-it-alls telling me I’m having sex all wrong.”

    Donald Hobart Unemployed
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