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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs

A recent study found that college seniors who held unpaid internships received essentially the same number of job offers as those who did not, while both groups earned far fewer offers than students who held paid internships. What do you think?

  • “An internship isn’t about getting a job, it’s about having a consistent source of shelter throughout the day.”

    Maury Olenicoff Timber Framer
  • “Sure, it’s unpaid in terms of money, but that’s the end of my statement.”

    Rosemary Hamlisch Systems Analyst
  • “Shh! He’s right here.”

    Les Kahn Account Manager
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