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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Study: Unpaid Internships Don’t Lead To Jobs

A recent study found that college seniors who held unpaid internships received essentially the same number of job offers as those who did not, while both groups earned far fewer offers than students who held paid internships. What do you think?

  • “An internship isn’t about getting a job, it’s about having a consistent source of shelter throughout the day.”

    Maury Olenicoff Timber Framer
  • “Sure, it’s unpaid in terms of money, but that’s the end of my statement.”

    Rosemary Hamlisch Systems Analyst
  • “Shh! He’s right here.”

    Les Kahn Account Manager
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