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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Study: Video Games Don’t Negatively Impact Kids’ Behavior

Contrary to popular perceptions that playing video games causes psychological and emotional problems in children, a study of 5-year-olds in the United Kingdom found no correlation between electronic gaming and behavioral issues. What do you think?

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  • “I’ll be sure to tell my little Headshot339.”

    Thomas Carswell Towel Inspector
  • “So we’ll never know what put that idea in Josh’s head.”

    Ahmed Rametta Salicylic Acid Blender
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