adBlockCheck

Recent News

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
End Of Section
  • More News

Study: Wives More Educated Than Husbands In U.S.

New research from the Pew Institute found that for the first time in 50 years, wives in the U.S. are more educated than their husbands, a trend sociologists attribute in part to women graduating from college at higher rates than men. What do you think?

  • “Thank goodness I still make more than my wife, though.”

    Finn Corcoran Systems Analyst
  • “If my wife ever develops the upper body strength to open difficult jars, I’m out on my ass.”

    Jake Halverson Leasing Manager
  • “You see, that’s the difference between men and women: the graduation rates from college that you just mentioned.”

    Jenna Freeney Policy Advisor

More from this section

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close