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Study: Wives More Educated Than Husbands In U.S.

New research from the Pew Institute found that for the first time in 50 years, wives in the U.S. are more educated than their husbands, a trend sociologists attribute in part to women graduating from college at higher rates than men. What do you think?

  • “Thank goodness I still make more than my wife, though.”

    Finn Corcoran
    Systems Analyst
  • “If my wife ever develops the upper body strength to open difficult jars, I’m out on my ass.”

    Jake Halverson
    Leasing Manager
  • “You see, that’s the difference between men and women: the graduation rates from college that you just mentioned.”

    Jenna Freeney
    Policy Advisor

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