adBlockCheck

Recent News

What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
End Of Section
  • More News

Study: Women Less Likely To Climax During Casual Sex

According to a recent study, women are half as likely to reach orgasm from oral sex or intercourse during a one-night stand or casual hookup as when they are having sex in a serious relationship. What do you think?

  • “This does not apply to me, as all my sex is really serious and tense.”

    Lenny Valentine Software Tester
  • “That’s odd. I try really hard to make my partner orgasm during casual sex, even if it means pounding away for hours and hours.”

    Shawn Pappas Tennis Coach
  • “Luckily, I come enough for the both of us.”

    Karl Scheidegger Unemployed

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close