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Study: Women Less Likely To Climax During Casual Sex

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Study: Women Less Likely To Climax During Casual Sex

According to a recent study, women are half as likely to reach orgasm from oral sex or intercourse during a one-night stand or casual hookup as when they are having sex in a serious relationship. What do you think?

  • “This does not apply to me, as all my sex is really serious and tense.”

    Lenny Valentine Software Tester
  • “That’s odd. I try really hard to make my partner orgasm during casual sex, even if it means pounding away for hours and hours.”

    Shawn Pappas Tennis Coach
  • “Luckily, I come enough for the both of us.”

    Karl Scheidegger Unemployed

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