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Study: Zebra’s Stripes Not For Camouflage

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Study: Zebra’s Stripes Not For Camouflage

New research has confirmed that the zebra’s stripes, commonly believed to provide camouflage, do not actually assist in evasion since the stripe pattern becomes evident only after a predator has already smelled the zebra, leaving the reason for the stripes a mystery. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, well, then tell me why I’ve never seen a zebra before.”

    Garrett Schaffer Efficiency Tracker
  • “Viewers of reality TV have always known that zebra stripes are definitely not for camouflage.”

    Carol Whitmouth Kerning Consultant
  • “Ha! My roommate owes me $12!”

    Jeremy Cimafonte Sock Darner

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