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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Study: Zebra’s Stripes Not For Camouflage

New research has confirmed that the zebra’s stripes, commonly believed to provide camouflage, do not actually assist in evasion since the stripe pattern becomes evident only after a predator has already smelled the zebra, leaving the reason for the stripes a mystery. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, well, then tell me why I’ve never seen a zebra before.”

    Garrett Schaffer Efficiency Tracker
  • “Viewers of reality TV have always known that zebra stripes are definitely not for camouflage.”

    Carol Whitmouth Kerning Consultant
  • “Ha! My roommate owes me $12!”

    Jeremy Cimafonte Sock Darner
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