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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Subway Removing Shoe Rubber Chemical From Sandwich Bread

Subway has said that it will begin removing the chemical azodicarbonamide from its sandwich bread after a prominent food blogger pointed out that the same additive is used in yoga mats and shoe rubber. What do you think?

  • “Did Subway reveal which chemical they use to keep all their meats soaking wet?”

    Michael Davis Systems Analyst
  • “I applaud the effort to keep shoes and bread separate, but it’s a losing battle.”

    Irene Long Scenic Artist
  • “Great, now I have to go back to eating Reeboks stuffed with meat.”

    Chris Heitman Project Manager

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