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J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Subway Removing Shoe Rubber Chemical From Sandwich Bread

Subway has said that it will begin removing the chemical azodicarbonamide from its sandwich bread after a prominent food blogger pointed out that the same additive is used in yoga mats and shoe rubber. What do you think?

  • “Did Subway reveal which chemical they use to keep all their meats soaking wet?”

    Michael Davis Systems Analyst
  • “I applaud the effort to keep shoes and bread separate, but it’s a losing battle.”

    Irene Long Scenic Artist
  • “Great, now I have to go back to eating Reeboks stuffed with meat.”

    Chris Heitman Project Manager

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