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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Sugar-Free Gum Linked To Diarrhea

Doctors in Berlin have found that sorbitol, the artificial sweetener found in many sugar-free gums, can lead to chronic diarrhea and considerable weight loss. What do you think?
  • "I look and smell great, so what if I have a little diarrhea?"

    Wendy Beauvoir Choir Director
  • "It also leads to a million friends asking for a stick of your gum. Jeez. If you want gum, bring it yourself!"

    Wes Funa Hair Stylist
  • "Doesn't affect me. I was born a Hubba Bubba man, I'll die a Hubba Bubba man."

    Chris Smith Systems Analyst
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