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Sun Chips Abandons Biodegradable Bag

After numerous complaints that the new biodegradable Sun Chips bag was "too noisy," Frito Lay announced that it was returning to the original packaging. What do you think?

  • "Maybe they wouldn't have encountered so much resistance if they hadn't tried to position the product as a funeral snack."

    Dave Fox Systems Analyst
  • "I tried to sneak a bag into a movie theater and security tackled me as soon as I got out of my car."

    Elisa Gittins Convention Organizer
  • "Are you kidding me? I crafted my entire freshman year persona around being the 'Sun Chip Asshole.'"

    Paul Kenemore Student

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