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New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Super Bowl Draws Underage Prostitutes

The Super Bowl is "one of the biggest human-trafficking events in the United States," according to Texas attorney general Greg Abbott, and police have vowed to crack down on underage prostitution this year in Dallas. What do you think?

  • "Well, there's safety in numbers. Ben Roethlisberger can't possibly rape them all."

    Ray Appleton Water Tender
  • "That takes some of the magic out of the Kiss Cam."

    Nate Rutkowski Knife Setter
  • "Underage sex-trafficking at the Super Bowl? Not if Packer Nation has a say! Packer-Backer Anti-Child-Slavery Super Robot, engage!"

    Lacey Thomas Dentist

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