Super Bowl Draws Underage Prostitutes

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Super Bowl Draws Underage Prostitutes

The Super Bowl is "one of the biggest human-trafficking events in the United States," according to Texas attorney general Greg Abbott, and police have vowed to crack down on underage prostitution this year in Dallas. What do you think?

  • "Well, there's safety in numbers. Ben Roethlisberger can't possibly rape them all."

    Ray Appleton
    Water Tender
  • "That takes some of the magic out of the Kiss Cam."

    Nate Rutkowski
    Knife Setter
  • "Underage sex-trafficking at the Super Bowl? Not if Packer Nation has a say! Packer-Backer Anti-Child-Slavery Super Robot, engage!"

    Lacey Thomas
    Dentist
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