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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Super Bowl Draws Underage Prostitutes

The Super Bowl is "one of the biggest human-trafficking events in the United States," according to Texas attorney general Greg Abbott, and police have vowed to crack down on underage prostitution this year in Dallas. What do you think?

  • "Well, there's safety in numbers. Ben Roethlisberger can't possibly rape them all."

    Ray Appleton Water Tender
  • "That takes some of the magic out of the Kiss Cam."

    Nate Rutkowski Knife Setter
  • "Underage sex-trafficking at the Super Bowl? Not if Packer Nation has a say! Packer-Backer Anti-Child-Slavery Super Robot, engage!"

    Lacey Thomas Dentist
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