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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Superman Sells For $1.5 Million

A copy of the comic containing the first appearance of Superman, Action Comics #1, just sold at auction for $1.5 million. What do you think?

  • "Oh, no! Only a fiend as diabolical as Lex Luthor has that kind of money to spend on a comic book."

    Warren Egeness Clinical Director
  • "Boy, news like that makes me regret not saving my things from when I was younger. When I moved out, my mom threw away the $1.5 million I had under my bed."

    Noah Kubinski Maintenance Manager
  • "What's the point? That whole timeline was wiped out after the Crisis On Infinite Earths."

    Meredith Tunison Unemployed

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