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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Supreme Court Declines To Hear Marijuana Case

The Supreme Court refuses to hear a case brought by Nebraska and Oklahoma claiming that Colorado’s marijuana legalization has increased the flow of the drug across those states’ borders. What do you think?

  • “Maybe if Nebraska and Oklahoma tried legalizing marijuana just once, they wouldn’t be so uptight.”

    Andrea Sicobin Systems Analyst
  • “Drug laws were so simple back when any amount of anything led you to rot in jail.”

    Freddy Halbach Lounge Crooner
  • “Just think of all the innocent people getting high because of this decision.”

    Toby Nuntz Broom Historian
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