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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

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Supreme Court Declines To Hear Marijuana Case

The Supreme Court refuses to hear a case brought by Nebraska and Oklahoma claiming that Colorado’s marijuana legalization has increased the flow of the drug across those states’ borders. What do you think?

  • “Maybe if Nebraska and Oklahoma tried legalizing marijuana just once, they wouldn’t be so uptight.”

    Andrea Sicobin Systems Analyst
  • “Drug laws were so simple back when any amount of anything led you to rot in jail.”

    Freddy Halbach Lounge Crooner
  • “Just think of all the innocent people getting high because of this decision.”

    Toby Nuntz Broom Historian

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