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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Supreme Court Declines To Hear Marijuana Case

The Supreme Court refuses to hear a case brought by Nebraska and Oklahoma claiming that Colorado’s marijuana legalization has increased the flow of the drug across those states’ borders. What do you think?

  • “Maybe if Nebraska and Oklahoma tried legalizing marijuana just once, they wouldn’t be so uptight.”

    Andrea Sicobin Systems Analyst
  • “Drug laws were so simple back when any amount of anything led you to rot in jail.”

    Freddy Halbach Lounge Crooner
  • “Just think of all the innocent people getting high because of this decision.”

    Toby Nuntz Broom Historian
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