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Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Supreme Court Defends Disparaging Trademarks

Ruling unanimously in favor of an Asian-American band calling themselves The Slants, the Supreme Court struck down a ban on trademarking offensive names. What do you think?

  • “This is just the motivation I needed to finally get my business off the ground.”

    Scott Apfel Unemployed
  • “Free speech means some people will occasionally be offended. And why shouldn’t we profit off that?”

    Ashley O’Brien Wig Lacer
  • “This is great news for the Seattle Seahawks.”

    Dave Conlan Joist Sizer

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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.

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