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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Supreme Court Eliminates Cap On Individual Campaign Donations

The Supreme Court voted to remove the cap on the overall amount of money individual donors can give to political campaigns, arguing that previously held limits of $48,600 donations to candidates and $74,600 to political party committees violated the First Amendment. What do you think?

  • “This is a victory for all of us who can’t express ourselves without spending over $50,000 at a time on political campaigns.”

    Harry Gondelman Event Programmer
  • “Well, you can’t expect corporations to take on the burden of American democracy all on their own.”

    Bethany Miller Curriculum Expert
  • “That’s okay. All I had was $123,200 anyway.”

    Dave Zimmer Legal Consultant

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