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Supreme Court Hears Affirmative Action Case

The U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in Fisher v. The University of Texas, a case in which 22-year-old Abigail Fisher claimed she had been unfairly denied admission to the school because she was white. What do you think?

  • “This is a terrible policy. Because of it, campuses across the country are missing out on the rich and vibrant culture that whites bring.”

    Lloyd Allman Unemployed
  • “This generation is never going to learn anything about real hardship if it’s allowed to just take all its problems to the Supreme Court.”

    Maurice Fazakas Baking Powder Mixer
  • “I’m glad white people have finally been able to use the courts to their advantage.”

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