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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Supreme Court Hears Affirmative Action Case

The U.S. Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in Fisher v. The University of Texas, a case in which 22-year-old Abigail Fisher claimed she had been unfairly denied admission to the school because she was white. What do you think?

  • “This is a terrible policy. Because of it, campuses across the country are missing out on the rich and vibrant culture that whites bring.”

    Lloyd Allman Unemployed
  • “This generation is never going to learn anything about real hardship if it’s allowed to just take all its problems to the Supreme Court.”

    Maurice Fazakas Baking Powder Mixer
  • “I’m glad white people have finally been able to use the courts to their advantage.”

    Janice Krzanowski Machine Desulfurizer

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