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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Supreme Court Hears Landmark Gay Marriage Cases

The Supreme Court will hear arguments today challenging the constitutionality of California’s gay marriage ban, while tomorrow’s hearings will focus on benefits denied to same-sex couples by the federal Defense of Marriage Act. What do you think?

  • “I’m just glad I don’t have a gay son or daughter, otherwise I might have to put some actual thought into my position.”

    Howard Bach Keg Varnisher
  • “Defense of Marriage Act? Oh, that sounds nice. I hope they vote for that.”

    Dan Steenhagen Fire Inspector
  • “I just can’t get excited for this case after the roller coaster ride that was FTC v. Phoebe Putney Health System, Inc.

    Pamela Kelson Zipper Trimmer
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