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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Supreme Court Hears Strip-Search Case

The Supreme Court heard arguments in Safford Unified School District v. Redding, in which the family of a 13-year-old girl sued after school officials strip-searched her for prescription ibuprofen. What do you think?
  • "My parents threatened to sue the school when I was strip-searched, but they settled in exchange for letting me pass eighth grade."

    Gary Pease Wooden Frame Builder
  • "Not a big deal. Back when I was a police officer, I used to kiss all my suspects."

    Jay Armacast Track Oiler
  • "My teenager never has headaches. Do you think she's on the ibuprofen, too?"

    Patricia McGraw ECG Technician

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