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Supreme Court Justice Robbed At Knifepoint

While vacationing in the Caribbean, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer and his family were robbed of $1,000 by an intruder wielding a machete. What do you think?

  • "What was Justice Alito doing in the Caribbean with a machete?"

    Danielle Rogerson Systems Analyst
  • "As a mugging victim, I can sympathize, because it happened to me—except for the part about walking around with $1,000 in the tropics. Come to think of it, the bastard had it coming."

    Tyrone Poland Waiter
  • "That's why I always rob nobodies. Give me all your money."

    Dan Lehrer Thief

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