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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.
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Supreme Court Repeals Defense Of Marriage Act

The Supreme Court struck down the Defense of Marriage Act by a vote of 5-4 today, with moderate justice Anthony Kennedy writing the majority opinion, stating that the law deprived citizens of “equal liberty” under the Fifth Amendment. What do you think?

  • “I wish I didn’t have to move to the right side of history so soon.”

    Winnie Frankland Hydrostatic Tester
  • “I’m moving to Canada. But this was a nice bit of news before I start my new job up there.”

    Charlie Logan Systems Analyst
  • “There goes the room they have at the bowling alley for wedding receptions.”

    Dwayne Brickert Zipper Repairer

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