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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Survey: 1 In 10 Women Prefer Pets To Partners

One-tenth of women in an English survey reported that they loved their pets more than their relationship partners, while nearly a third of women said they loved their pets and their partners an equal amount. What do you think?

  • “Not me. My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit.”

    Melanie Sardi Addiction Counselor
  • “Yeah, I’m not afraid to admit I’m not a great catch compared to most pets.”

    Beau Graves Farrier
  • “Makes sense. Who can love anything for more than 13 to 15 years?”

    Marc Sweatman Biochemist
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