Survey: 1 In 10 Women Prefer Pets To Partners

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Survey: 1 In 10 Women Prefer Pets To Partners

One-tenth of women in an English survey reported that they loved their pets more than their relationship partners, while nearly a third of women said they loved their pets and their partners an equal amount. What do you think?

  • “Not me. My dog’s a lying, cheating sack of shit.”

    Melanie Sardi
    Addiction Counselor
  • “Yeah, I’m not afraid to admit I’m not a great catch compared to most pets.”

    Beau Graves
    Farrier
  • “Makes sense. Who can love anything for more than 13 to 15 years?”

    Marc Sweatman
    Biochemist
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