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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Survey Finds 1 In 4 Adults Anti-Semitic

According to a new study commissioned by the Anti-Defamation League that surveyed more than 53,000 people worldwide, 1 in 4 adults across the globe are “deeply infected with anti-Semitic attitudes.” What do you think?

  • “Well, sure, people are going to tell you they’re deeply anti-Semitic if you ask them about it.”

    Morgan Doherty Camp Counselor
  • “This must come as a huge shock to the Jewish people.”

    Heather Bertrang Bike Rental Manager
  • “All I know is that I’m feeling a little excluded since I wasn’t one of the 53,000 included in the survey.”

    Richard Purham Systems Analyst
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