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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Susan G. Komen Cancels Half Its Breast Cancer Races

Susan G. Komen for the Cure, which is known for its ubiquitous pink-laden breast cancer awareness campaigns, has canceled its three-day charity races next year at seven of its 14 sites around the U.S. due to low participation. What do you think?

  • “At last, I can wear pink for purely selfish reasons.”

    Hugh Byron Carnival Ride Operator
  • “The rest of them will just have to run farther.”

    Jodie Brocksmith Prosthetic Dentist
  • “I was really looking forward to them, since the walks for Muscular Dystrophy have become such sausage fests.”

    Eric Isaacs Citrus Grove Superintendent

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