Susan G. Komen Cancels Half Its Breast Cancer Races

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Uncle vs. Uncle

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U.S. Operating Massive Online Spying Program

The National Security Agency admitted to accessing the databases of many of the largest internet companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and Skype, allowing the agency to mine the contents of emails, photos, videos, chats, and other online data.
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Susan G. Komen Cancels Half Its Breast Cancer Races

Susan G. Komen for the Cure, which is known for its ubiquitous pink-laden breast cancer awareness campaigns, has canceled its three-day charity races next year at seven of its 14 sites around the U.S. due to low participation. What do you think?

  • “At last, I can wear pink for purely selfish reasons.”

    Hugh Byron
    Carnival Ride Operator
  • “The rest of them will just have to run farther.”

    Jodie Brocksmith
    Prosthetic Dentist
  • “I was really looking forward to them, since the walks for Muscular Dystrophy have become such sausage fests.”

    Eric Isaacs
    Citrus Grove Superintendent
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