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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Suspect Arrested In Etan Patz Case

A suspect in the 1979 disappearance of 6-year-old Etan Patz, the first missing child to be put on a milk carton, was taken into custody. What do you think?

  • "I guess I can stop carrying that milk carton around now."

    Peter Beymer Tool Planner
  • "After all those years of wondering whether they were cut out to be investigators, this must be a huge relief for the police."

    Rex Hellman Machinist Apprentice
  • "I've hoped and prayed for this day. Wait, sorry, wrong missing kid."

    Adrienne Cooley Retort Unloader

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