Thieves stole a 3-foot copper sword from the tomb of Abraham Lincoln's final resting place in Springfield, IL. What do you think?
"Weird. I would have taken his skull."John Hamson Precast Molder
"The prophecy says that whoever wields Lincoln’s sword, Grant’s revolver, and Reagan’s Levi’s will lead the Republican nation to a prosperous 1,000-year reign."Kimberly Wills Junction Maker
"Thanks for letting me know. I’ll spread the word to all my secessionist scrap metal buddies."Chris Endeacott Window Washer