Sword-Wielding Man Shot At Scientology Building

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Sword-Wielding Man Shot At Scientology Building

A security guard shot and killed a man who approached the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollywood waving two samurai swords. What do you think?
  • "I hear the Samurai Celebrity Centre next door was none too pleased."

    Marlon Ratliff
    Glass Blower
  • "I don't understand. Who wants to meet Kirstie Alley that badly?

    Heather Hickman
    Art Teacher
  • "What an outlandish and wildly far-fetched story. Of course, as a Scientologist myself, I naturally believe every word of it without question."

    Walter Santrello
    Lighting Tech
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