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WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Syrian Fighter Pilot Granted Asylum

Defecting from the Assad regime, a Syrian air force colonel flew his Russian-made jet to Jordan, where he was granted asylum. What do you think?

  • “The Jordanians are kings of getting free fighter jets.”

    Roman Karwowski Floor-Layer
  • “For old times' sake, I hope he took the chance to fire on some civilians before he left.”

    Joseph Gallo Fish-Liver Sorter
  • “I hope he doesn’t get homesick for all of those Syrian things, you know, that Syria has.”

    Michelle Randazzo Unemployed

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