Syrian Fighter Pilot Granted Asylum

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Syrian Fighter Pilot Granted Asylum

Defecting from the Assad regime, a Syrian air force colonel flew his Russian-made jet to Jordan, where he was granted asylum. What do you think?

  • “The Jordanians are kings of getting free fighter jets.”

    Roman Karwowski
    Floor-Layer
  • “For old times' sake, I hope he took the chance to fire on some civilians before he left.”

    Joseph Gallo
    Fish-Liver Sorter
  • “I hope he doesn’t get homesick for all of those Syrian things, you know, that Syria has.”

    Michelle Randazzo
    Unemployed
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