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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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T. Rex Skeleton Put Up For Auction At Casino

A nearly complete skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus rex found in South Dakota was put up for auction at the Venetian casino in Las Vegas last weekend. What do you think?
  • "What if you just want a couple of bones, for soup?"

    Sampson Mooney Die-Maker Apprentice
  • "I think I'll just keep playing the slots until I win one."

    Tara Czukay Tour Agent
  • "And to think, just 65 million years ago, that majestic animal likely had some dignity.”

    Joseph Schmidt Galvanizer
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