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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Taco Bell Adds ‘Quesarito’ To Official Menu

After testing out a new menu item called the quesarito in Oklahoma City to much success, Taco Bell has decided to add the new creation, a beef burrito tucked inside a cheese quesadilla, to its official menu. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, but how’s the item going to do in markets not filled with a bunch of food snobs?”

    Tyler Dunn On-Set Tutor
  • “I don’t think this could possibly compare to my homemade quesarito recipe where I take a Taco Bell beef burrito and manually insert it into a Taco Bell quesadilla.”

    Milly Feldman Muralist
  • “We Americans are powerless against edible portmanteaus.”

    Aaron Mallard Overhead Crane Operator
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