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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Taco Bell Introduces Breakfast Menu

In an effort to compete with McDonald’s and other fast food restaurants offering breakfast, Taco Bell has announced that it will begin serving a breakfast menu starting on March 27 with items such as the “Waffle Taco” and the “A.M. Crunchwrap.” What do you think?

  • “McDonald’s is so fucked.”

    Gail Benedict Unemployed
  • “I just don’t know if they’ll be able to pull off that authentic waffle taco flavor you find in Mexico.”

    Neil Patimkin Patrol Officer
  • “When are they gonna finally come out with a burger?”

    Max Scapelle Machine Operator

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