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Taco Bell Introduces Breakfast Menu

In an effort to compete with McDonald’s and other fast food restaurants offering breakfast, Taco Bell has announced that it will begin serving a breakfast menu starting on March 27 with items such as the “Waffle Taco” and the “A.M. Crunchwrap.” What do you think?

  • “McDonald’s is so fucked.”

    Gail Benedict Unemployed
  • “I just don’t know if they’ll be able to pull off that authentic waffle taco flavor you find in Mexico.”

    Neil Patimkin Patrol Officer
  • “When are they gonna finally come out with a burger?”

    Max Scapelle Machine Operator

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