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Taco Bell To Begin Taking Smartphone Orders

Taco Bell announced its plan to launch a new mobile app allowing customers to order their food on their smartphones, which functions by using the phone’s GPS to determine how close the customer is to the pickup location. What do you think?

  • “Could I also share each order to my social networks? I think my followers deserve that.”

    Bob Mayall
    Grant Writer
  • “But part of the Taco Bell experience is waiting the three minutes for your food to be ready.”

    Jenny McKillop
    Bead Sorter
  • “Oh, I always know how far I am from a Taco Bell.”

    Don Kember
    Crane Operator
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