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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Taking Pictures Harms Memory

According to a recent study, individuals were less likely to remember details of objects they saw if they took photographs of these items rather than if they simply observed them. What do you think?

  • “So that’s why the memory of last week’s steak sandwich is slowly dwindling away.”

    Lance Ashmont Iron Smelter
  • “Which is why I take a moment and marvel at every upskirt before snapping a photo.”

    Daniel Culver Unemployed
  • “Ah, so I’m the one who’s been putting those pictures on my phone? It all makes sense now.”

    Rita Dow-Moore Sod Grower
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