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Your Horoscopes — Week Of January 24, 2017

Aquarius No offense, but when got into this business, dealing with empty and meaningless futures like yours sure as hell wasn’t what it had in mind. Pisces Though you’ve been told that dressing up once in a while wouldn’t kill you, the coroner’s report this week will contain evidence to the contrary.

How Trump Plans To ‘Drain The Swamp’

One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.

Keys To The Matchup: Packers vs. Falcons

The NFC Championship Game pits the Atlanta Falcons against the Green Bay Packers for the rare chance to play a meaningful game in Houston. Onion Sports breaks down what each team must do to win.
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Taking Pictures Harms Memory

According to a recent study, individuals were less likely to remember details of objects they saw if they took photographs of these items rather than if they simply observed them. What do you think?

  • “So that’s why the memory of last week’s steak sandwich is slowly dwindling away.”

    Lance Ashmont Iron Smelter
  • “Which is why I take a moment and marvel at every upskirt before snapping a photo.”

    Daniel Culver Unemployed
  • “Ah, so I’m the one who’s been putting those pictures on my phone? It all makes sense now.”

    Rita Dow-Moore Sod Grower

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