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The Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility on an Islamist website for a car bomb that failed to detonate in Times Square this weekend. What do you think?

  • "In the spirit of candor, I should say that I too wrestled with failure while launching my own small bomb-making business."

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  • "Christianity also teaches acceptance of our failures and the use of websites. Maybe we are not so different after all."

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  • "The firecrackers and barbecue-grill propane tanks are a dead giveaway. Wait, you said South Carolina Taliban, right?"

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