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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Talking Through Tragedy Not Necessarily Beneficial

A study conducted by the University of Buffalo found that people who discuss their feelings following a tragedy are no more likely to feel better later than those who don't. What do you think?
  • "This is all the more reason not to listen when people start yammering about their problems."

    Tim Pew Woodcarver
  • "I think our news organizations would tend to differ with these findings."

    Marissa Harvey Upholsterer
  • “The only way I can deal with the trauma of losing my left arm is to call that corn picker a piece of shit."

    Martin Howard Farmer
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