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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Tall Women At Higher Risk For Cancer

According to a new study, tall postmenopausal women are more likely to develop cancer than shorter women, with researchers finding that every 4-inch increase in height correlated to a 13 percent higher risk of a variety of cancers. What do you think?

  • “Those poor, gorgeous women.”

    Ritchie Spears Thread Inspector
  • “As if the WNBA couldn’t get any more depressing.”

    Suzanne Chao Radiopharmacist
  • “What about women with large breasts? Can we talk about them?”

    Earl Pedregal Power Plant Supervisor
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