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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Tamagotchi Digital Pets Return To Market

Bandai, maker of the popular ‘90s toy Tamagotchi that allowed users to feed and care for a “digital pet,” is bringing back the handheld devices for their 20th anniversary. What do you think?

  • “Sorry, but my landlord only allows Giga Pets.”

    Laura Higlund Herring Salter
  • “I certainly don’t need another screen to look at, but I do need more junk to carry around in my pockets.”

    Alexander Coff Retired Machinist
  • “If I wanted to waste money on something I’d immediately lose interest in, I’d get a regular pet.”

    David Supley Cape Designer

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