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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Tattoo Youth

A number of parents' groups are currently lobbying Congress to pass legislation requiring minors to obtain parental consent before they can get a tattoo. What do you think?
  • "I would never let my daughter get a tattoo. I didn't spend 17 years washing and softening her supple skin only to have her mar it with some ink."

    Geoff Casterbaum Civil Engineer
  • "Dude, I was gonna get this totally radical tattoo that said, 'Satan Is Lord, All Hail The Prince Of Darkness,' just to let everyone know I'm not someone to fuck with. Too bad my mom said no."

    Steven Zylker Student
  • "My dad's such a hypocrite. He says I can't ever have a tattoo, even though he's got this cool nine-digit number on his forearm."

    Bobby Ohlmeyer Student
  • "A 15-year-old is old enough to buy cigarettes, but not old enough to get a tattoo? That's not right."

    Christine Potvin Systems Analyst
  • "When I was a baby, my mother took me to get my first tattoo. It's on my forehead, and it reads, 'Mommy's Little Mistake.'"

    Candice Brocklin Painter
  • "My mom said I could get a tattoo, as long as it said, 'Homosexuality Is Wrong.'"

    Ned Junker Karate Instructor
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