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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Taxing Virtual Assets

A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World Of Warcraft is inevitable. What do you think?
  • "Joke's on them. As a Draenei Shaman, my assets are protected under the Nagrandian Church and are exempt from taxation. "

    Tim Petlier Marriage Counselor
  • "I better create a Sims accountant and set up a meeting with him immediately."

    Wendy Quinones Cafeteria Worker
  • "These taxes will really bolster America's virtual health-care system."

    Ralph Black Caretaker
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