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Taxing Virtual Assets

A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World Of Warcraft is inevitable. What do you think?
  • "Joke's on them. As a Draenei Shaman, my assets are protected under the Nagrandian Church and are exempt from taxation. "

    Tim Petlier
    Marriage Counselor
  • "I better create a Sims accountant and set up a meeting with him immediately."

    Wendy Quinones
    Cafeteria Worker
  • "These taxes will really bolster America's virtual health-care system."

    Ralph Black
    Caretaker
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