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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Taxpayer Information At Risk

A recent government report concluded that the IRS has not adequately protected the data on 52,000 IRS laptops. What do you think?
  • "What about the desktops? Shouldn't we be worrying about those too? Never underestimate the brute strength of an identity thief."

    Felicia Keir Systems Analyst
  • "To be fair, the IRS has a lot of other stuff to worry about, like adequately protecting the data on their thousands of laptops."

    Gregory Teedle Marine
  • "This shall be the new reason why I don't pay taxes. To hell with 'no income' and 'laziness.'"

    Arnold Velmeir Store Manager

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