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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Taxpayer Information At Risk

A recent government report concluded that the IRS has not adequately protected the data on 52,000 IRS laptops. What do you think?
  • "What about the desktops? Shouldn't we be worrying about those too? Never underestimate the brute strength of an identity thief."

    Felicia Keir Systems Analyst
  • "To be fair, the IRS has a lot of other stuff to worry about, like adequately protecting the data on their thousands of laptops."

    Gregory Teedle Marine
  • "This shall be the new reason why I don't pay taxes. To hell with 'no income' and 'laziness.'"

    Arnold Velmeir Store Manager

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