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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Teacher Empathy Improves Learning

Stanford research showed that when teachers moved away from punitive discipline and favored an empathic model of building strong relationships with students, the number of annual suspensions was reduced by half. What do you think?

  • “I wish this study had been published in 1975 before I lit that desk on fire.”

    Bonnie Waldren Systems Analyst
  • “I won’t stand for this feminization of our country at the hands of empirical science.”

    Stan Bone Crustacean Collector
  • “Sure, this sounds good in theory, but just wait until those teachers get bogged down with countless letters from grateful former students.”

    Jeremy Bacon Box Assembler
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